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- Buffy?
- Parker?

2
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Stay down.

3
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Buffy.

4
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Buffy. I don't know what to say.

5
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After how I've treated you,
now I owe you my life.

6
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- It's nothing.
- It's everything. You're everything.

7
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And I'm gonna do whatever it takes
to get you to forgive me.

8
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Do you think one day you might?

9
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No.

10
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These are the things we want. Simple things.

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Comfort, sex, shelter, food.

12
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We always want them
and we want them all the time.

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The id doesn't learn, it doesn't grow up.

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It has the ego telling it what it can't have

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and it has the superego
telling it what it shouldn't want.

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But the id works solely
out ofthe pleasure principle. It wants.

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Whatever social skills we have,
however much we've evolved,

18
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- the pleasure principle works in all of us.
- Really?

19
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So, how does this conflict
with the ego manifest itself in the psyche?

20
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What do we do when
we can't have what we want?

21
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Buffy, I don't know what to say.

22
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After how I've treated you,
and now I owe you my life.

23
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Can you ever forgive me?

24
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Rough day?

25
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Come on, Buff, be a lonely drunk.

26
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- Rough day?
- Stop flicking at me.

27
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Work with me here. I'm finally
an essential part ofyour collegey life.

28
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No more looking down on the townie.

29
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I'm the new bartender over at the pub.
Got my lighter, my rag, my empathy face.

30
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- Aren't you too young to be a bartender?
- Au contraire, mon fr�re.

31
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- "Mon fr�re" means "brother".
- Mon girl fr�re. Behold.

32
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I don't believe
this is entirely on the up and up.

33
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- What gives it away?
- Looking at it.

34
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Well, no one's gonna see it anyway.
Now I'm the bartender. I kick people out.

35
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You know there's more to it
than wiping and kicking?

36
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Mixing drinks, for instance?

37
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I've seen Cocktail.
I can do the hippy hippy shake.

38
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Even if I had a pretend cigarette,
I couldn't tell you my pretend problems.

39
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Real ones have clogged up my head space.

40
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Then unload 'em right here, baby.

41
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Rough day? You wanna talk about it?

42
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- Shutting up now.
- I'm pregnant by my stepbrother,

43
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who'd rather be with my best friend,
and he's left me with no place to live,

44
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no food - except for this bottle
ofWild Turkey which I drank all up.

45
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That was me being tanked
and friendless for ya.

46
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- Gets my Oscar nod.
- You know what? It's class time.

47
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- Are you gonna come by tonight, to the pub?
- Oz. Bronze. Date.

48
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You know, maybe...
maybe he's just having trouble dealing.

49
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I mean, don't guys sometimes
keep the girls they really, really like

50
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inside these deep little brain-fantasy
bubbles where everything's perfect?

51
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- I mean, they do that, right?
- How's the fugue state coming along?

52
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- Parker.
- Maybe I'm in his bubble,

53
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and pretty soon, he'll realise
that he wants more than just Bubble Buffy

54
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and he'll pop me out
and we'll go to dinner and...

55
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It could happen, right?

56
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Buffy, that is my best friend,
you need to think about not-Parker.

57
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He's no good. There are men, better men,
wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.

58
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Nothing can defeat the penis.

59
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Too loud and very unseemly.

60
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I mean, I'm sorry to be so coarse,
but I feel strongly about stinky Parker man.

61
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He can be really sweet.

62
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I think that he has intimacy problems
because ofthe death of his father.

63
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Not interested. You got troubles,
tell 'em to the bartender.

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The bartender's always ready to listen.

65
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- What? What?
- For the last time, a pitcher of beer.

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OK. And you had a rum and Coke,
and you had a Poker's Light.

67
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And a vodka on the rocks.
And a water. Is that right?

68
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- Do I have to write it down?
- A cold ale.

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- A glass of iced water.
- A lager, a white wine

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- and a daiquiri.
- A simple request.

71
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Iced water. Do you want that on the rocks?

72
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- Oh, Riley. So sorry.
- It's OK. You know, most people go around.

73
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I'm not saying you can't tunnel through me,
but the other way is quicker.

74
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In my defence, you do take up a lot of space.

75
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I do. I'm ungainly.

76
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You looking for someone?

77
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I just saw Parker over there.

78
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Right. Parker and his latest conquest. That
boy should have his attention span checked.

79
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He's kind of a girl chaser, huh?

80
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Sets 'em up and knocks 'em down.

81
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Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but my father
says ifyou wanna be a gentleman, you...

82
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don't even care what my father says.

83
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I'm sorry. What?

84
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Forget about it. You know, I've got some
people waiting. I'll see you in class, right?

85
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- Rough day?
- No, it's been super.

86
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We accepted Melody's pledge and
made her a sister of Beta Delta Gamma.

87
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And our pins arrived today.
I designed it myself.

88
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You are so sharp.

89
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Hey, Paula. You keeping
this fine bartender from his duty?

90
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- A man's gotta make a living.
- It's all right.

91
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So the guys and l, we're celebrating...

92
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I said it's all right. I'm due for a break.

93
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So what were you discussing?
Maybe we can all join.

94
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- Be nice.
- What?

95
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- Forget it.
- No, no. I rudely interrupted.

96
00:09:02,246 --> 00:09:05,877
It sounds like the two ofyou were having
quite the meeting of minds.

97
00:09:05,971 --> 00:09:11,826
Debating the geopolitical ramifications
of bioengineering? You have a take on that?

98
00:09:13,209 --> 00:09:16,588
I've got beer. You want some beer?

99
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Yeah. A pitcher of Black Frost.

100
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I think we have a perfect venue here
for conducting a little sociometry.

101
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A bipolar continuum
of attraction and rejection.

102
00:09:28,147 --> 00:09:34,787
Now, given your socioeconomic statuses,
I foresee a B rejects A dyad.

103
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I'm sorry, let me clarify.

104
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You see, we are the future ofthis country
and you keep the bowl of peanuts full.

105
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We are what these girls want.
And four glasses.

106
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How's about I see some ID?
You're not getting a drop until...

107
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Just give him a beer.

108
00:10:05,804 --> 00:10:08,136
Thanks.

109
00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:16,092
Buffy?

110
00:10:17,353 --> 00:10:20,030
Rough day?

111
00:10:20,114 --> 00:10:22,243
Wanna tell me about it?

112
00:10:23,544 --> 00:10:30,067
It's just Parker's problem with intimacy
turns out to be that he can't get enough of it.

113
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And I knew it. I knew what he was.

114
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If he were tied and gagged and left in a cave
that vampires happen to frequent,

115
00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:44,748
it wouldn't really be like I killed him, really.

116
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- Buffy.
- I'm a slut.

117
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- No.
- Idiot.

118
00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:51,662
No. You gotta stop being so hard on...

119
00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:55,799
Sorry. So sorry.

120
00:10:57,185 --> 00:10:59,481
I'm better. This has helped.

121
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Do not go anywhere.

122
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:17,926
I am so sorry. I just...
I seem to be bumping into people today.

123
00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:20,188
I can't imagine anybody minding.

124
00:11:21,453 --> 00:11:24,082
You're not thinking of leaving, are you?

125
00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:29,146
We have a very strict policy against you
leaving. At least until you've had a drink.

126
00:11:29,235 --> 00:11:34,923
Yeah. What my friend's just saying is,
you shouldn't be sad and alone right now.

127
00:11:35,009 --> 00:11:39,733
I mean, you're a very beautiful girl
who should be covered with men.

128
00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:41,986
And could we be those men?

129
00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:45,668
It's on us.

130
00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:14,420
Hey. You got a table.

131
00:12:15,052 --> 00:12:18,646
- I had to kill a man.
- Well, it's a really good table.

132
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:24,001
I copied out my notes for psych
since you were so elsewhere this morning.

133
00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:28,565
- Thanks.
- It's really pretty simple stuff. You know...

134
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:32,831
- What's the matter?
- I don't know.

135
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,250
I feel...

136
00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,809
It's nothing.

137
00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:14,247
We could go back to your place.
I could make you soup.

138
00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:19,570
No. That's OK, I'm fine. Thanks.

139
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,662
Do you know her?

140
00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:38,107
Veruca? No. I know their drummer.
He's cool. I've never heard them play.

141
00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:10,439
Chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

142
00:14:11,162 --> 00:14:14,125
What modern-day pundits fail to realise

143
00:14:14,216 --> 00:14:19,393
is all the socioeconomic and psychological
problems inherent in modern society

144
00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:24,665
can be solved by the judicious
application ofway too much beer.

145
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,640
Black Frost is the only beer.

146
00:14:27,731 --> 00:14:30,027
My mother always said beer is evil.

147
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:33,295
Evil, good. These are moral absolutes

148
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:37,972
that predate the fermentation
of malt and fine hops.

149
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:40,231
See...

150
00:14:40,325 --> 00:14:43,288
- Wait, where was l?
- I'm really not sure.

151
00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:45,712
- Well, Thomas Aquinas...
- No.

152
00:14:45,806 --> 00:14:50,400
- There will be no Thomas Aquinas here.
- Keep your theology of Providence, fat boy.

153
00:14:50,493 --> 00:14:53,075
- I was just drawing a parallel...
- Beer.

154
00:14:53,171 --> 00:14:58,347
Had morality developed under the influence
of beer, there would be no good or evil.

155
00:14:58,442 --> 00:15:02,322
There would be "kinda nice"
and "pretty cool".

156
00:15:03,297 --> 00:15:05,342
Everything would be different.

157
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:09,858
- You guys love to hear yourselves speak.
- We're losing her, guys.

158
00:15:09,949 --> 00:15:12,364
- Be interesting.
- Tell us about yourself.

159
00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:18,100
- Yeah. What do you like?
- Well, I don't hate this, for a start.

160
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,822
Yep.

161
00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:24,958
"My name's Veruca. I'm in a band."

162
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:28,060
"I'm Oz. I'm in a band, too."

163
00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:30,232
"And this is Willow."

164
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:33,003
"How fun. A groupie."

165
00:15:33,464 --> 00:15:35,546
Groupie.

166
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:41,448
Buff, have you heard ofthis Veruca chick?
Dresses like Faith, voice like an albatross.

167
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:47,013
TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music.

168
00:15:48,108 --> 00:15:51,034
Tiny little people.

169
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,007
What have you done with Buffy?

170
00:15:56,602 --> 00:16:02,409
I'm suffering the afterness
of a bad night of badness.

171
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,462
You didn't? Not with Parker again?

172
00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:10,150
No, with four really smart guys.

173
00:16:10,242 --> 00:16:12,326
Four?

174
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,437
Buffy, are you OK?

175
00:16:18,526 --> 00:16:21,205
I mean, do you wanna talk about it?

176
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:24,294
I went to see Xander.

177
00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:26,598
Then I saw Parker.

178
00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:30,355
Then came beer.

179
00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:33,001
And then group sex?

180
00:16:33,298 --> 00:16:35,379
Gutterface. No.

181
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:38,567
Just lots and lots of beer.

182
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,873
It's nice. Foamy.

183
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,127
Comforting.

184
00:16:45,222 --> 00:16:47,388
It's beer.

185
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:52,455
Drowning your troubles
over Parker. Mind-Frying Man.

186
00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:58,861
He deserves a torturous
and slow death by spider bites.

187
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:03,206
Well, for today we'll just have
to throw spitballs at his neck in class.

188
00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:05,798
OK.

189
00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:15,467
But getting dressed would be fun, too.

190
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,878
Next class, we'll move on
to personality types and disorders.

191
00:17:24,972 --> 00:17:28,399
For those ofyou who have
done the reading, you already know...

192
00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:30,949
- Yes?
- She read the reading.

193
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:36,267
Well then, she'll have
some time on her hands.

194
00:17:36,352 --> 00:17:40,030
As I was saying, we won't
be able to cover it all in class.

195
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:44,837
But that doesn't mean it isn't worth
knowing, or that it won't be on the midterm.

196
00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:47,975
Now, if I've been unclear
in any way, speak now.

197
00:17:49,783 --> 00:17:52,117
- Buffy.
- Now, before you go

198
00:17:52,211 --> 00:17:55,256
- get the worksheet from the TA.
- Buffy, are you OK?

199
00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:59,858
- Based on that, choose three essay titles...
- Sure. Why wouldn't I be?

200
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,254
It's good. Mm, good. Enough.

201
00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,598
No. More is good.

202
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:50,906
Yeah. Foamy.

203
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:55,090
You should come to our class
on big thinking. It's good.

204
00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:59,150
Yeah.

205
00:19:00,997 --> 00:19:04,174
Boy, I'm having the worst day.

206
00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:06,676
You got a light?

207
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,290
- I like girls.
- You stupid.

208
00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:16,804
- No, you stupid.
- No, you stupid.

209
00:19:18,863 --> 00:19:21,361
Smelly head.

210
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:38,063
Willow. Hey.

211
00:19:40,537 --> 00:19:44,417
- I tried calling.
- Yeah, I've been at the library.

212
00:19:44,512 --> 00:19:47,190
- How are you feeling?
- What do you mean?

213
00:19:47,274 --> 00:19:50,821
- Well, you weren't in class. Again.
- Band was practising.

214
00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:53,795
- Hey, Shy's playing again tonight.
- Shy?

215
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:57,764
Yeah, Veruca's band.
And they asked me to sit in with them.

216
00:19:58,152 --> 00:20:02,578
- It would be kinda cool ifyou were there.
- Two Veruca shows in two nights?

217
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,848
Are you sure you wanna share your groupie?

218
00:20:05,935 --> 00:20:09,065
I think I'm just gonna study,
cos ofthe fun.

219
00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:14,585
Yeah, I guess I could see how
it'd be dull for ya.

220
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,160
See ya.

221
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:24,336
Yeah.

222
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:31,155
You stupid.

223
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,927
No, you stupid.

224
00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:36,093
No, you.

225
00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:45,425
You.

226
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,374
It sings.

227
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,856
- Like it.
- It's time to go home, Buffy.

228
00:21:08,864 --> 00:21:11,959
Want more singing. Want more beer.

229
00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:14,127
No, I've cut you off.

230
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,223
Did it hurt?

231
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:19,398
Out you go.

232
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:23,592
Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.

233
00:21:23,677 --> 00:21:27,734
Beer bad. Bad, bad beer.

234
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:33,042
What the hell am I saying?
Buffy, go home and go to bed.

235
00:21:34,639 --> 00:21:37,353
- Say "bye".
- Bye.

236
00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:41,324
Bye.

237
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,998
Where girl go?

238
00:22:17,108 --> 00:22:19,191
Hey.

239
00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:23,170
- Did you want something?
- Yes.

240
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:28,983
I want to give you a piece of my mind.
I'm tired ofyou men and your man-ness.

241
00:22:29,786 --> 00:22:35,974
Buffy's really hurting right now.
In fact, she's in need of a big mental tidy.

242
00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:39,315
Parker, how could you do this to her?

243
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:46,223
- I don't get what you mean. What did I do?
- She shared something intimate with you.

244
00:22:46,313 --> 00:22:51,489
And you act like it's nothing more
than a bag of some kind of sack food.

245
00:22:52,966 --> 00:22:59,238
Willow, I'm not sure I need to explain my
actions here, but ifthat's what you want...

246
00:22:59,326 --> 00:23:03,419
Yes, followed by an admission
of undeniable guilt. But go on.

247
00:23:08,656 --> 00:23:12,798
Some relationships centre
on a deep emotional tie.

248
00:23:12,882 --> 00:23:15,679
Or a loyal friendship. Or something.

249
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:19,565
But most are just two people
passing through life,

250
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:23,171
enriching or aggravating
each other's lives briefly.

251
00:23:24,096 --> 00:23:26,309
Go on.

252
00:23:27,485 --> 00:23:31,710
Just for one night,
can't two people who feel an attraction

253
00:23:31,795 --> 00:23:35,008
come together
and create something wonderful?

254
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,599
Then go back to their lives,
better for it,

255
00:23:37,695 --> 00:23:42,502
but never overanalysing it
or wanting it to be more than it was?

256
00:23:45,184 --> 00:23:47,814
I have. She should too.

257
00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:59,656
People like Buffy, and me, assume that
intimacy means friendship and respect.

258
00:24:00,414 --> 00:24:04,591
People shouldn't have to ask first: "Are you
gonna be eyeing other prospects tomorrow?"

259
00:24:04,682 --> 00:24:07,977
People shouldn't have
to preface casual sex with:

260
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:12,590
"Just so you know,
I'll never grow any older with you."

261
00:24:15,645 --> 00:24:17,941
It takes the fire out of it.

262
00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:24,212
Maybe.

263
00:24:26,357 --> 00:24:32,164
Willow, I don't regret what happened.
Or what we did.

264
00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:38,948
But I am sorry that Buffy's hurting, and if I
misled her, I'm sorry for that. I didn't mean to.

265
00:24:41,712 --> 00:24:45,424
I'm impressed that
you care so much about her.

266
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:49,910
You're a good friend.

267
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,587
All right, time to pay up and go home, guys.

268
00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:25,090
Let's see, I'll take this one and this one.

269
00:25:25,687 --> 00:25:29,650
And, you know, I've always had
a problem calculating the tip.

270
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:33,542
You guys being so dapper of brain,
maybe you can help me out.

271
00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:40,575
OK, great. See, ifyour bill comes to $38

272
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:46,271
and generally people tip what,
approximately 30%?

273
00:25:46,357 --> 00:25:48,440
That makes your tip what?

274
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:57,180
You are so smart.

275
00:25:57,738 --> 00:25:59,820
This is so the right amount.

276
00:26:01,252 --> 00:26:04,298
Somebody didn't have their fibre today.

277
00:26:07,403 --> 00:26:09,736
Are you all right in there?

278
00:26:12,299 --> 00:26:14,512
Buddy?

279
00:26:29,663 --> 00:26:32,078
- Oh, God.
- Let's get outta here.

280
00:27:06,651 --> 00:27:08,029
Easy. We're cool.

281
00:27:12,969 --> 00:27:15,014
Help. Oh, God.

282
00:27:21,337 --> 00:27:23,752
Fire bad.

283
00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:25,643
Fire... fire pretty.

284
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:28,062
Fire angry.

285
00:27:34,517 --> 00:27:37,277
Jack? Jack?

286
00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:40,206
We got a problem. The guys, they...

287
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:45,226
They're... Some ofyour patrons
are turning into cavemen.

288
00:27:45,312 --> 00:27:48,239
They had it coming.

289
00:28:32,258 --> 00:28:35,888
I've been taking abuse
from snot-nosed kids for 20 years.

290
00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:41,158
They're always in here with their snotty
attitudes, drinking their fruity microbrews,

291
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,383
spouting some philosophy
like it means a damn thing.

292
00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:47,319
- Thinking they're different than us.
- They are now.

293
00:28:47,404 --> 00:28:51,332
They ain't. That's the great thing about beer.
It makes all men the same.

294
00:28:51,422 --> 00:28:54,634
Why are we talking about beer?
The guys are...

295
00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:58,574
The beer.

296
00:28:58,659 --> 00:29:01,754
Neat, huh? My brother-in-law's a warlock.
He showed me how.

297
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,635
No. No neat. I served them that beer.

298
00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:07,814
I served Buffy that beer.

299
00:29:09,119 --> 00:29:13,297
How much beer does a person need to
consume before they start questing for fire?

300
00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:15,518
Relax. It'll wear off in a day or so.

301
00:29:15,606 --> 00:29:17,939
In a day or so someone can get killed.

302
00:29:21,003 --> 00:29:23,336
You're a bad, bad man.

303
00:29:53,513 --> 00:29:56,894
I didn't see him. Is he OK?

304
00:30:25,145 --> 00:30:29,239
- I cut her off. She didn't drink as much.
- I can't believe you served Buffy that beer.

305
00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,745
- I didn't know it was evil.
- You knew it was beer.

306
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,684
Excuse me, Mr "I spent the '60s in
an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove".

307
00:30:35,773 --> 00:30:37,857
Early '70s, and you should know better.

308
00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:42,673
I'm not the dad of her. Buffy's a grown-up.
She's intelligent enough to...

309
00:30:57,949 --> 00:31:00,163
Parker bad.

310
00:31:00,544 --> 00:31:05,636
I don't mean this in a bragging way,
but I do get to know a lot ofwomen.

311
00:31:06,988 --> 00:31:09,831
Well, getting to know people is good.

312
00:31:11,882 --> 00:31:16,358
But I haven't found "the one" yet.

313
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:21,371
I've yet to find a girl that
I can just, you know, sit with,

314
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:25,689
feeling totally at ease,
spewing whatever's on my mind.

315
00:31:25,774 --> 00:31:28,404
Or even sit with comfortably in silence.

316
00:31:29,917 --> 00:31:33,926
Willow, can I tell you
something kind of private?

317
00:31:35,273 --> 00:31:39,616
OK. I mean, I feel you've
shown me a perspective

318
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:44,848
I hadn't really thought much about before.

319
00:31:44,938 --> 00:31:47,352
What is it you wanted to tell me?

320
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:50,158
Just... that...

321
00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:56,395
I've enjoyed talking with you -
here, tonight.

322
00:31:57,740 --> 00:32:01,120
Me, too. I mean, with you.

323
00:32:02,971 --> 00:32:07,029
You know,
I'm wondering something. About you.

324
00:32:08,118 --> 00:32:10,283
What?

325
00:32:10,378 --> 00:32:12,710
Just how gullible do you think I am?

326
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:17,024
I mean, with your gentle eyes
and your shy smile

327
00:32:17,113 --> 00:32:20,327
and your ability to talk openly only to me?

328
00:32:20,671 --> 00:32:24,550
- You're unbelievable.
- What?

329
00:32:24,645 --> 00:32:30,166
This isn't sharing. This isn't connecting.
It's the pleasure principle.

330
00:32:30,251 --> 00:32:32,751
That's right, I got your number, ld Boy.

331
00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:36,858
All you're thinking about is how
long before you can jump on my bones.

332
00:32:36,947 --> 00:32:41,040
- Look, ifyou think that I'm...
- I mean, you men. It's all about the sex.

333
00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:46,224
You find a woman, drag her to your den, do
whatever's necessary as long as you get sex.

334
00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:49,282
Men haven't changed since the dawn oftime.

335
00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:56,182
See?

336
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,650
Fascinating, really.

337
00:33:24,143 --> 00:33:26,440
Want people.

338
00:33:26,529 --> 00:33:28,612
Where people go?

339
00:33:28,705 --> 00:33:31,119
The TV is off.

340
00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:35,763
Want. Want people.

341
00:33:35,859 --> 00:33:41,166
She doesn't appear to be in any immediate
danger. Maybe you should stay with her.

342
00:33:43,726 --> 00:33:46,307
Boy smell nice.

343
00:33:46,404 --> 00:33:48,782
Or perhaps she should be left alone.

344
00:33:48,871 --> 00:33:52,715
Yeah, I think we need to track down
the fun boys somewhat pronto.

345
00:33:52,805 --> 00:33:56,685
- Jack said the effects ofthe beer wear off.
- Beer?

346
00:33:56,780 --> 00:34:00,373
- Buffy want beer.
- No. You can't have beer.

347
00:34:07,115 --> 00:34:10,292
Want beer.

348
00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:12,877
Giles, don't make Cave Slayer unhappy.

349
00:34:15,148 --> 00:34:18,528
- Buffy strong.
- Yes, Buffy strong.

350
00:34:18,622 --> 00:34:21,668
- Buffy get beer.
- Buffy get...

351
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:27,190
- Giles.
- I'm fine. Just get her.

352
00:34:31,425 --> 00:34:33,507
Which way?

353
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,479
Check down there. Find her
before someone gets hurt.

354
00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:55,850
Woman.

355
00:34:57,116 --> 00:34:59,198
Man.

356
00:35:01,885 --> 00:35:03,967
Woman.

357
00:35:42,805 --> 00:35:44,888
Buffy.

358
00:35:53,601 --> 00:35:56,100
Can't find the beer. Good.

359
00:35:56,195 --> 00:36:01,122
Freshman girl not able to hold the beer.
Shouldn't have it. Get into trouble.

360
00:36:02,932 --> 00:36:04,729
We're good.

361
00:36:04,815 --> 00:36:08,907
Remember the boy? Boy smell nice, yeah?

362
00:36:08,998 --> 00:36:11,580
Is there any part of Buffy still in there?

363
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,207
Oh, no.

364
00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:24,676
Fire bad.

365
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:10,421
Buffy?

366
00:38:18,372 --> 00:38:19,787
Where the hell's Giles?

367
00:38:19,878 --> 00:38:26,781
Blonde. About this tall.
She walks with a sort of a sideways limp.

368
00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:33,473
Bad. Bad.

369
00:39:21,344 --> 00:39:23,426
Buffy?

370
00:39:28,331 --> 00:39:30,413
Stay.

371
00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:36,859
- Are you all right?
- Buffy's still in there.

372
00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:55,851
Oh, God.

373
00:39:58,121 --> 00:39:59,706
Oh, God.

374
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:02,557
Help me. I can't breathe.

375
00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:10,119
Buffy. What do we do? Oh, God.

376
00:40:33,602 --> 00:40:35,899
Did you guys have enough fun for one night?

377
00:40:35,988 --> 00:40:38,571
Yes. Please...

378
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,296
Buffy tired.

379
00:40:40,382 --> 00:40:44,439
And was there a lesson in all this, huh?
What did we learn about beer?

380
00:40:44,524 --> 00:40:47,737
- Foamy.
- Good. Just as long as that's clear.

381
00:40:48,290 --> 00:40:52,468
Anyways, I think the boys in the car
are contained for the time being.

382
00:40:52,558 --> 00:40:58,330
It'll give 'em time to ponder the geopolitical
ramifications of being mean to me.

383
00:41:04,649 --> 00:41:08,495
- Whose van is that?
- I don't know. It wasn't locked.

384
00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:19,292
Buffy.

385
00:41:21,093 --> 00:41:24,104
Buffy, I don't know how to say this.

386
00:41:26,073 --> 00:41:32,345
I'm sorry for how I treated you before.
It was wrong of me and I'm sorry.

387
00:41:34,232 --> 00:41:36,481
You were great tonight, really.

388
00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:43,220
I may not deserve this,
but do you think you could forgive me?

389
00:42:13,312 --> 00:42:17,488
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